“Press Hard, Five Copies” Police Embroidered Tee

“Press hard — five copies.” The immortal line every cop has delivered a thousand times… and every driver has hesitated over. This shirt salutes the shared suffering of carbon paper, citation books, and the historic era when your handwriting had to punch through a small tree’s worth of forms. For anyone who’s ever handed over a pen while fighting back a smirk, a sigh, or an eye roll, this one is for you. It’s the perfect mix of traffic‑stop sarcasm, vintage patrol humor, and a quiet nod to the officers who built wrist strength the old‑fashioned way — one ticket at a time.

This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee feels soft and slightly worn-in. The heavyweight 100% ring-spun cotton holds its shape while the post-construction dye gives the color that lived-in depth. Small, subtle graphics sit on the chest and sleeves.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton for lasting comfort
• Garment-dyed after construction for a soft, lived-in color and texture
• Heavyweight 6.1 oz/yd² fabric with relaxed fit and pre-shrunk knit
• Tubular, side-seam-free construction and double-needle stitched seams for durability
• Available S–4XL in 58 colors with sewn-in label and made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean